Profaning 

The act of moving the earth away from the sun in an effort to save the human race

"Mr.president it seems that our only hope to save the universe is by profaning

Profaning by George eggington August 14, 2016

profanisaurus 

Concept created by the writers of UK comic Viz which was stolen by Urban Dictionary with no credit given to Viz.

Urban Dictionary Plagiarist 1: Let's use and expand this Profanisaurus idea in Viz to create a Website, and not acknowledge the original idea at all.
Urban Dictionary Plagiarist 2: Isn't that morally wrong?
Urban Dictionary Plagiarist 1: Yeah but this is the internet and we're faceless so it doesn't matter.

profanisaurus by Nick-N August 17, 2016

Profanity Pussy 

1. Someone who is scared to use profanity

2. Someone who doesn´t feel comfortable with using profanity

3. Someone who doesn´t use profanity on a regular basis

4. Someone who never used profanity

5. Someone who references "bad words", like fuck, as the F-word

6. Someone who thinks the words like "damn" and "ass" are "bad words"

Fuck
Cock
Pussy
Dick
Ass
Asshole
Buttfuck
Fucking
Bitch
Nigga (fo´ shigga)
Shit
Piss
Tits
Etc.

Hey look, I used profanity you Profanity Pussy

Profanity Pussy by I´mYoGrandpaSoListenUp May 21, 2012

Profanitization 

1.The act of inserting a "bad word", profanity, usually some derivative of the word "fuck," into the middle of an ordinary word/sentence to display ones fustration, emotion, opinion.

-See Turrets.

Profanitization

1. AfFUCKtion
2. FanFUCKINGtastic

ETC

Profanitization by CrunkMonk3y January 1, 2012

Profanity Loophole

1. An exploitation of electronic censorship programs' limmited scope in preventing profane language and letting users enter text at the same time.

"Herpes mongering man-whore" is a phrase allowed by many a "profanity free" chatroom.

Profanity Loophole by Al October 12, 2003

profanity soup 

A song that contains a lot of curse words, usually a rap song

John: Hey, Jack, have you listened to "Mo Bamba" by Sheck Wes?
Jack: No way, dude, that's profanity soup.

profanity soup by Sassy Sasha November 19, 2018

Geriatric Profanity Disorder 

A common medical disorder in which a cantankerous, old, senior citizen will not stop swearing. Usually directed toward ungrateful "youngsters" meaning anyone from 1 to 55 years of age.

The reasons behind this ailment are quite simple. They've lived long enough that they no longer give a shit who they annoy. So you damn well better listen, you ingrate, or you're gonna get a cane upside your head.

Also known as G.P.D.

Example 1

Person 1: Man, can you believe Craig's creepy uncle? I was just walking by his room, minding my own business, when he poked me with his cane and called me a no good poncy faggot.

Person 2: Yeah dude, he's got a bad case of G.P.D. I'm getting him Brad Goodman's self-help video this Christmas.

Example 2:

Doctor: I'm afraid it doesn't look good Mister Daniels. You have an advanced case of Geriatric Profanity Disorder, and I'm going to have to advise immediate euthanasia.

Mr. Daniels: Speak up you pompous son of a bitch!

Geriatric Profanity Disorder by Lord Fossilwick of Sussexshire January 14, 2010