jabrandon 

you have big dick energy

wow you're really a jabrandon

jabrandon by wolfknight06 November 16, 2020

abrandon 

to be completely gay about something. to have nothing in any decent way come out of what you are doing. to not succeed at anything, not even life. to be a complete douche about bros before ho's and at all times have ho's come before bros. in an abrandon nut shell..to be a nut sack about everything.

dont abrandon me right now.

wow...are you fucking abrandonin me.
unfuckinabranonbelievabe.
this is an abrandon situation no doubt.

abrandon by Brandon Boyle. facebook me. March 26, 2010

jalandon 

A handsome athletic person usually African American that girls usually falls for

I would like my son name to be jalandon

jalandon by Jalandon December 17, 2017

jabronson 

Combination of the words Jabroni and Johnson

1:Penis.

2:Someone who thinks with or acts like a dick.

dude: "I'll give you my fat Jabronson."
dudette: "Sha ra, Quit bein' such a jabronson!"

jabronson by towner December 13, 2013

Abrandon 

When you have a co-worker who is a jab jab jab jab jab jab jabber jaw, and you can't get off of the phone with him, or get a word in edge-wise; the act of putting them on hold under the guise of receiving another phone call, and waiting for them to hang up.

I just got a call from motor-mouth again, he was going on and on about something, so i had to abrandon him.

Abrandon by Kempdaddy0611 December 23, 2020

abrandoned

The act of being abandoned by someone named Brandon.

He just abrandoned us to go hang out with his other friends.

abrandoned by kellistis June 1, 2022