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THORKELS 

Thorkels consist of two two bendy straws, with the short ends trimmed to allow for insertion into the nostrils. They enable the user to breathe normally while consuming the genitalia of an obese female subject.
"Karen thicc ass almost smothered that nigga James last night with her fupa, but he was wearing his thorkels so he aiiright."
THORKELS by BobTNelis September 16, 2020
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Hey Thonkels 

Getting someone attention who is cute or greeting someone you care about alot.
See a stranger baby close by you.greeting the baby.Hey Thonkels saying you are cute.

Greeting my spouse .Hey Thonkels Cute way of saying I care for you alot.
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torkelson 

When a wife milks her husband’s prostate to the point of ejaculation.
Hey Meesh lets Torkelson tonight!
torkelson by Dizz1e May 12, 2018

Therkelsen 

therkelsen those hoes.
Therkelsen by danipoo!! April 22, 2011

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026