shitmidity 

The humidity that forms after taking a massive shit in a bathroom.

I walked in the bathroom after Joe dropped a steamer and the shitmidity hit me right in the face.

I swear there are times that I've walked into the men's bathroom and it's like I've stepped into the back of a 3rd world outhouse in the middle of summer. Wash your ass, open a window.

shitmidity by indy0968 August 29, 2014

shitquidity 

1) n. State when liquidity has dried up in the financial markets
2) n. Liquid diarrhea

1) This shitquidity is horrible, I can't trade anything.
2) Man, I had bad shitquidity this morning, but Imodium A-D took care of it.

shitquidity by hurdlocity April 1, 2009

shitiditus 

disease shitting everyday for a week ucontrollably...
usually painless

"dood i cant go to the concert i got shitiditus after tapping my gf"

shitiditus by xmastermattx May 1, 2008

shitfinity 

An overwhelming amount of shit. A shitload many times over.

Etymology:

shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit
|
|---> shit times infinity
|
|----> shitfinity.

Shitfinity!

I have a shitfinite amount of work to get done by yesterday.

To shitfinity and beyond!

shitfinity by Refried February 22, 2004

bird shitivity 

the theory of why birds shit all over everything so much.
the theory is that of you piss them off they will shit all over everything of yours and your neighbors.

Beth: i have this theory of why the birds are shitting all over everything; we cut down those trees and now they are pissed off at us.
mike: you should call it the theory of bird shitivity.

bird shitivity by Travis Seedil April 20, 2008

shitfinity 

The actual name of Comcast's television, internet, and telephone service. The beloved cable company, widely respected for its honesty and top-notch customer service, was just trying to give its product an accurate name. However, customer complaints about the obscenity soon forced them to censor the name to "xfinity". Sometimes stylized as SHITFINITY®.

After his bill nearly doubled, Dave spent over an hour on hold determined to cancel his Comcast SHITFINITY®, but once the service rep. finally answered she simply refused to let him cancel it.

shitfinity by Chuuupa July 23, 2016

Shittitity 

The level of absolute shit in any given statement from a scale of 0-100.

Jim: Wow, I just finally did my homework for once in the entire year.
Chad: Jim, the level of shittitity in that statement you just made is at least a 67 on the scale.

Shittitity by JeffarryLounder November 11, 2020