SUCK ME DICK 

when you want someone to suck your dick

Step son: "Mum come here"
Mum: "Yes?"
Step son "SUCK ME DICK"
Mum:"OK!"

SUCK ME DICK by A dick sucker March 24, 2021

suck me dick u bitch 

when ur fucking as high as fuck, and u want ur dick sucked by ur girlfriend

"hey, suck me dick u bitch"

suck me dick u bitch by supbitches666 September 19, 2019

let me suck yo dick 

To give a guy oral sex
To desire to give a guy oral sex

To place your mouth on a guy's genital area

Him: Wassup what you tryna do
Me: (texts) let me suck yo dick

let me suck yo dick by BestHeadGiver1 June 23, 2021

would you suck a dick for me?

A question a woman asks a man to find out if he would do anything for her. Because let's be honest, no one really likes sucking dick.

"Would you suck a dick for me?"
"Of course baby, I'd do anything for you"

would you suck a dick for me? by MrnextX December 30, 2017

Suck my dick and call me nancy! 

A phrase used to show suprise, or disbelief. Substitute for woah or wow

"Dude I'm down at time square, where are you"
"At home, why?"
"Dude, some lady is standing on one of those big signs with a poodle and a rifle, get down here!"
"Well, suck my dick and call me nancy! I'll be there!"

Suck my dick and call me nancy! by Jimi, The King August 16, 2009

well suck my dick and call me crazy

An expression of astonishment.

so you did get a date. well suck my dick and call me crazy!

well suck my dick and call me crazy by Deep Blue 2012 August 5, 2009

Well, suck my dick and call me crazy 

An expression of suprise.

Well, suck my dick and call me crazy !

Well, suck my dick and call me crazy by Rebel2012 July 1, 2020