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Sissy Punk Ass Lame Bitch
One of the best things you could say to the face of a convict, exconvict or otherwise, to guarantee a violent response on or about your entire person.
When Knuckles got the new he had 2 months to live and it will be excruciating pain the whole time 'till death, he went to the club and called the Boss man a
'SPALB.
Knuckles suffered no more!
SPALB by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 22, 2016
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Een leraar/docent (m/v) die op een saaie en vervelende manier les geeft, en zijn/haar vakgebied eigenlijk niet echt goed beheerst. Hij/zij maakt geen grapjes en houdt zich angstvallig aan powerpointpresentaties.
Mark : “Hey, hoe ging je eerste week op school?”
“Oh, goed, we hadden een paar toffe docenten, maar ook een spal voor Frans”.
Spal by 1 Force Air October 7, 2020
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A cheeky asian legend of a mate
Person 'come out' Spallo 'no' Person 'come out' Spallo 'ok'
Spallo by dunsdenmassive May 17, 2015

Spalingle 

A word you can literally use in place for any other word. In any language. Ever.
Dude I totally spalingled that spalingled, if you're spalinglin' me, you spalingle?
(past tense) (adverb) 1. to form a mental image with devious intent, 2. to achieve a result by taking the quickest and most impulsive path rather than the most logical and deliberate one.
Guy -

"It took a lot of spalling but I finally figured out how to rob the place."

Guy -

"So I glimped the kneecaps off the youngfella 'coz that's just the way I spalled it."
Spalled by Hawky1 July 6, 2011

dick van spacbert 

The name of someone when they are being a stupid dick
This girl was been such a dick van spacbert

spalooshie 

The act of performing a handjob while your partner is vomiting. Similar in principle to a blumpkin.
Sara: Oh my God, like, Ben was SO drunk last night, he like threw up while I was giving him a handjob!
Katie: EW GROSS I HATE SPALOOSHIES