Retard Arm 

An experience that happens when you're spooning and one of your arms goes numb because you have it trapped between you and your significant other. This phrasing is most often used when the trapped arm is up tight against the chest with the wrist limp, the hand slightly below the chin. If you have trouble picturing it think T-Rex. Also known as Awkward Arm.

Hey hun, can you move over a bit. I'm getting a retard arm here. It's really uncomfortable.

Retard Arm by Joker88 December 25, 2007

retardariffic 

Adjective used to describe a person,place,thing or idea that is so retarded it is beyond retarded

The movie "Maid in Manhattan" is completely retardariffic!!

retardariffic by lilmisnonchalant May 10, 2006

retardamundo 

When someone or something is beyond stupid...acting recklessly...not thinking before doing.

Is that guy drinking anti-freeze? How retardamundo!!

retardamundo by Stephen McDonnell September 30, 2007

Retardar 

An internal, extra-sensory detector allowing for the identification of retardedness and people acting retarded.

If it weren't for my excellent retardar, the guy on the cell phone, while riding his bike would have become road kill.

Retardar by Izzyhart August 25, 2008

Retardardion 

If all the retarded people got together and formed a colony or World of Warcraft race, this would be it. They live in hills and fly jet planes. When in battle, they should Billy Joel and wield short swords.

1.Watch out! You could get tetnis from that angry Retardardion!

2.Dood no way, her new boyfriend is a fucking Retardardion!?!?!

Retardardion by Kingsley Dawson May 24, 2007

Retardamongus 

One who is the most astonishingly stupid among a group of people. Someone who draws attention to themselves by displaying their stupidity in public.

Frank was a real retardamongus last night at the club- apparently he THINKS he can really dance well.

Retardamongus by Celeste W. December 9, 2008

Retardar 

Having the ability to pick people with disabilities out of a crowd.

Mandy: That kid is totally autistic.
Brian: How can you tell that by just looking at him?
Mandy: I have retardar.

Retardar by Diane Mower August 22, 2008