telewhacker 

another word for "Penis".

"dude, put some pants on, I don't want to see your telewhacker."

telewhacker by colin cassady April 10, 2008

telewacker

A childish noun, Word used for penis/genitalia

Bobby got soap in his telewacker now it burns when he pisses

telewacker by Evil ken January 5, 2005

talywhacker 

The Penis

I slapped her face with my soft Talywhacker

talywhacker by John Gaskell October 2, 2003

telesnacker 

Someone who insists on eating while on the phone, chewing loudly in your ear.

Man Scott was totally telesnacking when he called me this morning.

Man Nick is a total telesnacker you should of heard him chewing my ear off today.

telesnacker by Wes Stone March 10, 2008

Tellywhacker 

Tellywhacker is any long 'stick-like' object that my 2 year old child (Telly) manages to grab and then use to hit anything, or anyone, within reach.

Look out! Chantel (Telly) has a Tellywhacker.

Tellywhacker by Telly's Father May 13, 2005

taliwhacker

Any person or thing who kills, destroys or in anyway insults the taliban or any taliban member by any means.

George Bush is a Taliwhacker

taliwhacker by Brendan May 7, 2005