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mascabate 

To masturbate while being super gay and Asian and named sean
I mascabated on the ground and slipped on my semen
mascabate by Deez_nutters July 25, 2017

mastacate 

mastacate by GurnMon October 10, 2005

Mastawate 

Waiting to masturbate, waiting for the chance to masturbate, or waiting for pornography to load so you can take a swing at your junk.
I wanted to jerk off, but i mastawated for like an hour before my mom was done using the computer.
Mastawate by Mr. Puckett February 26, 2011

Mascarbating 

The act of pumping your mascara wand rigorously into the tube to get optimum amount of mascara.
I walked in on my mom mascarbating
Mascarbating by AJmackdaddy December 12, 2010

mastabatorium 

A room in which the sole purpose is to go and masturbate in.
The mastabatorium is my favorite room in the church.

mastubate 

Common mispelling you would actually type/spell if you were actually masturbating for an extended period of time.
That's right,all I did all day was mastubate to repeated Star Trek episodes! Ohhhh gggggod,beam me up Scotty!
mastubate by lizaah May 20, 2006