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Geek Rule #627 

If it has to do with bacon, 99.999% of the time, its a good idea
Jack - "Let's make some bacon cheese burgers."
Joe- "You know, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, according to Geek Rule #627."

๐Ÿ› AKAKU๐Ÿ› Rule #628

For shall one, we shall NOT use the foul emojis displayed for our ๐Ÿ› AKAKU๐Ÿ›
๐Ÿ› AKAKU๐Ÿ› rule #628 without ๐Ÿ› , ๐Ÿ™, a period, or by itself. We must only word AKAKU like that. โ€œAkaku๐Ÿ˜ปโ€ โ€œAkaku๐Ÿ‘ปโ€ and such other emojis are not to be with our blessings AKAKU.

rule #623 

you hoes are nothing compared to me
use rule #623 with anyone that dogs you
rule #623 by saucyleo April 27, 2023

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, thatโ€™s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026