Phooque 

fuck

Phooque you

Phooque by Molly_is_here_right_now_ April 11, 2021

pooquet 

The smell of a fart, in particular the ability of the fart to linger with a unique aroma.

Jeff let a fart with a very rich pooquet.

pooquet by doooosh November 5, 2009

Phoque 

Phoque, not to be confused with fuck, is the French word for seal. If you are innocent and stub your toe, happen to drop an f bomb, and feel bad about it, just know that all you did was say seal in French.

Person one: stubs toe, drops f bomb
Also Person one: says seal in french(phoque)

Phoque by Bea🐝 February 19, 2020

phoque 

The origin of the phrase "Pardon my French" because of its odd sounding pronounciation. Phoque-prounced Fhawk, means seal in French. The pronounciation sounds like a similar word used by today's kids and therefore when asking for forgiveness after a bad word is said, the statement "Pardon my French" can be used to alleviate the tension.

Man: "Phoque you"
Girl "How dare you?"
Man: "Ooops, pardon my French. I meant seal."

phoque by David the Hispanic May 5, 2006

phoque 

French for 'seal'. Commonly used by giggling ten-year-olds in french classes because of its interesting pronounciation.

Ten-year-old1: phoque you!
Ten-year-old2: lol u sayd seal

phoque by Kanthia January 2, 2006

grosse phoque 

it means "big seal" in French but it sounds like "gross fuck" phonetically

*looks at picture of a seal*
French guy: he looks like a grosse phoque

grosse phoque by Lancaster Bomber August 8, 2022

Pooque 

When you think you need to have a poo, but end up sitting on the toilet and fart continually. You will probably automatically wipe your bottom but this isn't crucial.

'Oh gawwd, I just had a pooque. It don't stink that bad!'

Pooque by Spider_Dann June 27, 2012