ficus 

A plant belonging to the genus Ficus; a homosexual male. Because of their delecate, "plant-like" habitus including their clothing (Hawaiian, floral-patterned T-shirts) and their tendency towards becoming a florist (if they're not a hairdresser).

Bob: "Look at Gary walking there on the street! Doesn't he looks fancy?"
Connie: "I heard he's a ficus."
Bob: "A what?"
Connie: "A ficus. You know... An assbandit."
Bob: "What?"
Connie: "Nevermind."

ficus by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 8, 2021

ficus 

A cleaner, safer, substitute for another "f" word that would not draw the ire of those who may hear it.

Sandra: (placing down the victorious card in poker) I win
again...
Erica : OH...FICUS!

ficus by Christophe H Graham September 15, 2007

ficus 

A small fruit tree (Ficus Carica) with large leaves, known from the remotest antiquity. It was probably native from Syria westward to the Canary Islands.

The fruit of a fig tree, which is of round or oblong shape, and of various colors.

A small piece of tobacco. U.S.

I'll clean the ficus from the roof.

ficus by Arunabh Das March 12, 2005

Ficus 

The code word for get there fuck out of there to avoid drama! Once ficus is called out or texted immediately leave, go out l, take a left and leave or wait to be rescued.

She caught me texting that chick from the bar. So I called ficus and dipped out.

Ficus by Cakecharmer August 17, 2016

Ficus 

weed. marijuana.

I'm gonna smoke myself a ficus.

Ficus by smokeficusallday September 19, 2009

ficus 

A present that only a hated person receives.

Person 1: Donald gave me a ficus for my birthday..?
Person 2: He doesn't like you.
Person 1: How do you know?
Person 2: Only hated people get ficuses.

ficus by OhHowILoveBacon September 19, 2009

ficus 

Ficus is a word used by angry persons instead of saying fuck, so that they don't curse observably.

"- You know we had to do that essay for school?
-Ficus..."

ficus by TheDarkVoice January 24, 2017