cuntopian

adj. A society or organization ruled by angry women

If Hillary had won, we would surely live in a cuntopian society

cuntopian by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

Calcutta Custodian 

A sex act - when a female is puking with both hands on the toilet, the male inserts his penis into the womans vagina and begins to pump her so hard that her head bobs in and out of the bowl

I walked into the crapper at Moe's Tavern and gave that scracco Jane a Calcutta Custodian

Calcutta Custodian by jrky February 10, 2009

custodian

The only reason establishments are able to properly function. The only reason the Breakfast Club is what it is. The only reason our world is a some-what sanitary place. My strange affection for custodians cannot be placed into words, as they are too SKILLED for human comprehension.

It was no coincidence that my best friend's and my lockers were smack dab between the custodians' lair...

custodian by mags&jules October 22, 2006

Cuntophone

a recording of a annoying person's voice, like an ex's voicemail. Derived from the word gramophone.

Amy is leaving so many voicemails, I'm tired of listening to her cuntophone records

Cuntophone by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Cuntorial 

Verbal and/or practical instruction in the art of cunningilus.

John was given a cuntorial by his new girlfriend Jane since he was shitty at giving her oral pleasure.

Cuntorial by FrankiePops October 29, 2009

cuntplant 

In woman's gymnastics, a special balance beam maneuver in which the gymnast launches herself into the air before forcibly landing directly upon her genitals, usually resulting in an ebullient crowd reaction.

The move originated as a catastrophic accident in the 1912 Olympics in Stockholm, Sweden, with top members of the gymnastics community referring to it's occurrence as everything from "anticlimactic" to "a failure of orgasmic proportions." Over the course of the last century, however, this has become one of the most beloved moves in all of gymnastics.

I wonder if Kelly will have the balls to go for the cuntplant in her routine.

cuntplant by Jon Sprush March 25, 2010

Cuntuppance

Karma for cunts.

Wilbur suffered his cuntuppance then rage quit.

Cuntuppance by Tempest Lefavre May 28, 2010