thomp

v. the action of sinking into a comfortable piece of furniture (like a couch) with visible and/or audible relief.
The word is an onomatopoeia for the sound created when doing said action.

After a had day at work, I came home and instantly thomped into the couch.

thomp by the paranoid linguist November 20, 2019

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thomp

Thomp is a slang term for any STD. Symptoms of "the thomp" generally include redenss, itching, soars, and/or greeninsh or yellowish discharge. Possible side effects are: Very strong smell, very contagious.

Example #1:
Sally: So I heard you got the thomp, aye?
Brittany: Yeah, its really itchy down there..

Example #2:

Timmy: I fucked this chick last night, and I think she had the thomp.
Thomas: Ewhh. I had that once, my dick was green for a week!

Example #3:
Ashley: If I fuck you, I better not get any thomp!
Tony: I'm not making any promises.

thomp by Mervin Halkings December 12, 2009

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Thomas Gros Cul

An enormous ass that everybody notices at a party. All the women fall for it, and all the men are either jealous or secretly want to hit that cul as well. Some men are less discreet and tell everyone how much they lust for the Thomas Gros Cul. If you have a Thomas Gros Cul in your life, hold on tight and never let those cheeks go. Someone who has a Thomas Gros Cul might not want to admit they have such cheeks, they might even try to hide it, or ban people who mention his cul.

"Damn, did you see his ass? That's a real Thomas Gros Cul right there!"
"Shit, I kinda wanna smash..."

"Shit, is that a Thomas Gros-"
*Discord disconnection sound*

Thomas Gros Cul by thomass_is_fart August 13, 2020

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Thomas Brodie Sangster

He is the best actor known to man and HE IS BEAUTIFUL. He is mainly known for his role as the beloved Newt in the Maze Runner, along with Dylan O'Brien and others. Of course a real fan would know that he has been in many other movies such as: Nanny McPhee, Nowhere Boy, Game of Thrones, Love Actually, Death of a Hero, OBVIOUSLY Phineas and Ferb and many more. He is British and his birthday is: May 16th 1990. His Dad is Mark Sangster and his mother is Tasha Bertram, he also has a sister named Ava. His 2nd cousin, once removed is Hugh Grant.

Peasant: Who is the guy who plays Newt in The Maze Runner?

Awesome Person: HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW ITS THOMAS BRODIE SANGSTER!

Thomas Brodie Sangster by Donut girl :) April 5, 2015

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Thomas gros cul

A man who has a huge sexy ass and every woman wants him because of that

Thomas gros cul, that ass looks good
I want to ride that, please
Thomas, how many times per week do you hit the gym?
Thomas I thinks that is genetics, I just don't believe the size

Thomas, how do you walk around with that ass
You must be lifting a lot of pallets at Maxi
I heard you are a political right winger, that must be why you have that ass

Thomas gros cul by Madame Renaud August 13, 2020

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Thomas Brodie Sangster

He is the best actor known to man and HE IS BEAUTIFUL. He is mainly known for his role as the beloved Newt in the Maze Runner, along with Dylan O'Brien and others. Of course a real fan would know that he has been in many other movies such as: Nanny McPhee, Nowhere Boy, Game of Thrones, Love Actually, Death of a Hero, OBVIOUSLY Phineas and Ferb and many more. He is British and his birthday is: May 16th 1990. His Dad is Mark Sangster and his mother is Tasha Bertram, he also has a sister named Ava. His 2nd cousin, once removed is Hugh Grant.

Peasant: Who is the guy who plays Newt in The Maze Runner?

Awesome Person: HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW ITS THOMAS BRODIE SANGSTER!

Thomas Brodie Sangster by Donut girl :) April 5, 2015

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