Snaf 

An illustrious form of masturbation which involves sniffing vigorously through the nose to create a sublime sound in order to turn on your partner. Only elite humans have the power to snaf.

Ben: you are so sexy saf
Saf: *snafs*

Snaf by toppestsnaffer November 12, 2019

Snaf 

The word "fans" spelled backwards. Snaf are fans who are really the "shit". Better, louder more intense than typical fans, snaf will really go the extra mile for the their STAR.

Yo dude you must be the real deal 'cause you have the best snaf in town.

Snaf by Big_snaf April 16, 2011

snaf 

sub normal and fucking useless

you snaf. u uber big snaf

snaf by william June 29, 2004

snaf 

sensitive new age fag

that snaf with the blonde tips is giving me the eye

snaf by claytuka January 21, 2010

snaf 

A better, more playful word to replace "Shit" or "stuff."

"I don't get down with that snaf, yo."
"I was going to the store and snaf and then I realized I had no money which is bullsnaf, man."

snaf by lovesartifice September 29, 2005

Snafu Bomb 

An alcoholic drink made by dropping a shot of Jaegermeister into a cup of Four Loko.

I had three snafu bombs last night and found my glasses in some bushes this morning.

Snafu Bomb by Lt. MNJ November 23, 2010

snafucated 

A programming term used as a joke. Originally seen in the article "How to Write Unmaintainable Code", snafucated is a method name used to confuse maintenance programmers working on the code after it has been written.
Admitting to not knowing the definition among programmers will result in widespread sniggering.

On a method called makeSnafucated insert only the comment /* make snafucated */.
Never define what snafucated means anywhere. Only a fool does not already know, with complete certainty, what snafucated means.

snafucated by Snafucated September 22, 2007