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Grave Robbing 

When somebody shits in the toilet and you steal it before they can flush.
Æthel and Nyatasha went grave robbing and snagged some chocolate hot dogs.
Grave Robbing by A Lynch March 18, 2022

Country Roading 

Opposite of skiing(1 women sitting between 2 men with implication of giving them handjobs), is when 1 man is sitting between 2 women with implication giving them both handjobs. The term "Country Roading" being used because you have 1 road with a ditch on each side.
Billy just got back from town with Masha and Betty, I hear he was country roading it the whole way back.
Country Roading by goff_jr July 24, 2016

robbing the grave 

When a young person is "on the prowl" for an older person. Opposite from "robbing the cradle".
She was robbing the grave and he was robbing the cradle.

robbing the cradle 

Having relations with a person who is significantly younger than you.
The middle aged man robbed the cradle with the teenager.
robbing the cradle by Chris January 19, 2003

roaming gnome 

The rarest of farts, this anomaly occurs when wearing jeans that are way too tight. Gas is released from the anus but has nowhere to escape, so it travels along the taint to the pocket created by your balls against your leg, then is released to either side of your package. It usually results in a bizarre tickling sensation and sounds like cat meowing backwards.
"What the fuck was that!?"
"What?"
"That noise that just came from your groinal region!?"
"Oh, that. I just dropped a roaming gnome. These pants are two sizes to small."
roaming gnome by udm111 February 25, 2010

Roaring Stop 

When a friend in the passenger seat of your car randomly yells out to a passing pedestrian some random abuse or funny call, and you quickly pull over next to the pedestrian to make it awkward for your friend.
You should have seen Bill’s face when I came to a roaring stop after he yelled out to a guy at the ATM “I saw ur pin!”

As we were driving past the mall, Joe yelled “hey sexy legs, how much?” to a blonde bombshell. So I came to a roaring stop. She almost jumped in the car and slapped him!
Roaring Stop by ckohler87 October 2, 2009