melter 

A person that talks absoulte shite and so much of it your brain feels like its starting to melt.

Tina Vortex
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"I wish she'd shut up she's really melting my head"

melter by GUer March 17, 2005

melter 

Someone who continuely annoys or irritates someone though speech (usually), this is "melting" them.
The younger melts are described as "mini-melts."
People argue as to the origin of the term "melter" or "melt" but many believe it originated from a man from Belfast Northern Ireland called Christopher who is now known as "Mr.Melt." He was well known for his "melting" powers.
Many people can be considered a "melter" or a "melt."

Stop being such a melter!

I really hate melters.

Oh no, here comes another melter.

I'm being melted by this melter.

melter by Thescumbag June 21, 2006

Melter 

Someone who is annoying or pisses you off.

'That girl is such a melter'

'Oh my god you are such a melter leave me alone'

Melter by Riviera Rainbow July 31, 2016

melter 

one who irrates others

miscee is a melter because "actualy being raging that
no-one on an internet msg board missed her"

melter by DUFFMAN March 15, 2005

melter 

when someone irritates friends excessively talking about random things

Your a bloody melter mate

melter by mark mckenna December 15, 2004

Melter 

An outstanding goal or play in football. Can also be to appreciate something (such as hard work) or to ridicule a stupid comment.

That was a melter of a goal!

I have a 9-5 melter at university tommorow.

Sam: I'll admit i'm the gayest in the house
Christian: That's a melter boys!

Melter by christianobirkett December 7, 2009

melter 

1. scoring a wonder goal in football
2. putting in a hard days work
3. if someone says or does something ridiculous or awkward

1. What a goal! That's an asolute melter!
2. I've got a 9-5 melter at work today
3. After someone licked another boys balls in his drunken state. "That's a melter boys"

melter by jackyboi999 December 7, 2009