Zark 

An all-purpose expletive coined by the late Douglas Noel Adams for his internationally bestselling science fiction novel "A Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy."

Zark you!
Zark off!
What the zark?

Zark by DNA fan February 7, 2004

zark 

Obscure swearword

That Zarking mouse won't Zarking shut up!

zark by ruther July 8, 2003

Zark 

A nerdy Polish loner that has no friends but thinks he is intellectual. A clown.

Did you hear about that guy who wrote a childen's book about Ben Franklin? What a zark.

Zark by Gordy Smalls November 30, 2006

zark 

uptight white guy

here comes the popo. they zarks.

zark by ian721 April 8, 2004

zark 

A word used to describe multiple sun chip bags stuffed inside each other.

No way, did you see jacksons ZARK collection!?

zark by Dylan Smets February 13, 2021

Zark 

A nickname for that one socially awkward kid who where’s a polo under a blazer.

What are you doing Zark

Zark by Royal1414 November 20, 2022

zark 

According to my friend, a zark is when he comes up behind you and pokes you on both sides simultaneously. But you guys have better definitions.

Zark! Why the hell did you zarking do that?

zark by _,,-=;;({[]});;=-,,_ November 2, 2008