candybag 

To knowingly break the rules, making it look like you don't know and get away with it, over and over again; especially having nothing to gain out of it except to harass other players.
To torkinate.

Meh, Torkin is candybagging again...

candybag by Quintin. April 5, 2021

Candybag Jackhammer 

Verb.
The sexual act of one person defecating into a condom and repeatedly hitting someone with said condom until it breaks.

Mike: Did you hear what happened to Steve?
John: No, what?
Mike: He was on ecstacy or something and some chick gave him a Candybag Jackhammer.
John: Jesus! What's wrong with him?!
Mike: The drugs.

Candybag Jackhammer by Jackass2012 July 27, 2011

Candybalism 

1) The act of candy eating other candy.

2) The act of eating candy that is shaped like a human.

1) Watch out Greg! Dave has gone mad and has starting eating all of his fellow marshmallow friends! I should have figured this was going to happen - all of the marshmallows in his family began engaging in candybalism several weeks ago! They've been eating all of the marshmallows in town!

2) Tara stood silently, quietly surveying the outward appearance of her friend, secretly wishing he was made of candy so that she could tear him apart and eat him. Her secret longings for engaging in candybalism had begun to grow more frequent, and she began to fear that one day she would become the very thing she feared most - a candybal.

Candybalism by the_professor April 30, 2014

candybar 

A girl thats half sweet, half nuts.

Its cool that she makes me pancakes, but does she have to deliver them to me at 5am?

candybar by macLinton September 6, 2005

Alaskan Candybar 

(a) A person fills their mouth with ice and lets it cool down for a minute or two. They then remove the ice and proceed to give a man a blow job.

(b) After you take a poop/shit you determine if one of the turds resembles a candy bar (it must be close in width and length to a average candy bar). You remove the turd and place it in a freezer. At some point later, you can offer it to a 'friend' and sell it off as a frozen candy bar.
This is very tricky, but the payoff is priceless.

Depending on the situation, you basically don't want to ever ask for an 'Alaskan Candybar' because you wouldn't be sure what you're going to get.

Guy: "Hey girl, would you mind hitting me up with an 'Alaskan Candybar'?"
Girl: "You're disgusting!"
Guy: "Ohh... no way sweetie, I was just looking for a B.J. not a turd candybar"

Alaskan Candybar by PanamaMN June 5, 2008

candy bag 

a literal bag, or some sort of assortment of drugs commonly associated social doing, euphoria, or happy trips i.e. ecstasy/molly, LSD, Shrooms, Marijuana, etc.

Guy: "Hey man, could you ask your guy if he has LSD this week again?"

Son: "Dude! I was just at a dubstep concert last night, I coulda gotten you candy bags for cheap!"

candy bag by El Gardener June 29, 2011

candybar bark 

the sound a person makes when a frozen candybar is surprisingly shoved inside a delicate part of their body

Mandy was enjoying the latest Marvel movie when Albert slipped a Snicker through her shorts and out came the candybar bark!!

candybar bark by von groovy June 14, 2019