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flinstonization 

The process of rewriting history to fit within our current societal constructs.
Assuming that humans are naturally monogamous is merely a "flinstonization", reverse-justifying the truth one is looking to prove.

Fred Flintstone 

When a guy with a huge dick pulls away while his girl is on her knees blowing him and he starts swinging his big prized cock across her head, just like a prehistoric caveman would whack his woman on her head with his caveman club.
I Fred Flintstoned my bitch on her head last night...yabba dabba doo.

After I pulled a Fred Flintstone on my chick, she saw stars all night long.

Lucky my girl got no bruises on her head after I Fred Flintstoned her or I be arrested for domestic violence. shit.
Fred Flintstone by king_muscat April 17, 2010

Flinstoning 

v. the act of pushing a non running car until you can jump in and drive the car under its own momentum
Man, i was flinstoning my car down the street and these bitches started laughing at me.

I was on some straight stone age shit flinstoning my car down the hill
Flinstoning by mattmfin October 13, 2006

flintstone's gummies 

literally the best fucking gummies to ever fucking exist
bruh Flintstone's gummies smack

Mr. Flintstone 

One who makes your bed rock, i.e. they are amazing in bed
Girl: I hear you're great in bed
Guy: This is true, my room is the G-spot, call me Mr. Flintstone, I can make your bedrock.
Girl: Let's fuck....right now

Flintstone feet

Large, thick, wide feet that look even bigger when a person is barefoot or wearing sandals. feet, foot, Flintstones, cartoon, bigfoot, sasquatch feet
Did you see that guy's Flintstone feet, he must have his shoes made.