jawked

An example of when someone says something and you try to recall what jibber jabber they said, but your rotten brain has a mental blank, so you try to search on what you think they said. And end up getting no apparent meaning.

Example:

Singer: *RAPPING*
You: I wonder what he is saying
You: I wish the stupid radio station showed the names of these songs

5 HOURS LATER

You: Time to find this song!
You: hmmm was it jawked in super thin and stupifink and mintergals?
Your device: SORRY NO MEANING FOR THAT
You: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnksasdiasidiwodsidascajdlsjksjdawopjdsladsnlkdjasldkjsadbbrrff!

jawked by typebeats March 17, 2021

Jacked Jugs 

My trick to give the impression of big perky breasts

Place washing up sponges at the bottom of each bra cup. This will both lift your breasts but also give them that rounded look above the bra

I find if I don't do this I look like my tits have collapsed inside my bra or they are just not visible at all

Great tip for jacked jugs

Jacked Jugs by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020

Twitter Jacked 

"Twitter Jacked" is when someone copies your tweet instead of re-tweeting, therefore, you don't get the credit.

If you are doing the stealing, then you are "Twitter Jacking"

You gotta be kidding me, I was just "Twitter Jacked" by 123starblizzy, he copied my tweet and passed it off as his.

WTF!

Twitter Jacked by Athalonius November 4, 2011

Slack-jawed faggot 

n. A person who refuses to chew tobacco with Jesse Ventura.

*Blain (Jesse Ventura) offers tobacco to men on helicopter, but they refuse*
Blain: Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff
will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.
Poncho: holds up his grenade launcher Yeah, strap this on your "sore ass", Blain.

Slack-jawed faggot by Shower Phantom April 22, 2011

Jacked to the Tits 

That moment you realise you're about to make a huge payoff just before the world burns.

Are you jacked? I'm jacked to the tits! TO THE TITS!

Jacked to the Tits by Nick, yeah? September 11, 2019

Jacked

Having huge muscles (i.e. "jacks")

Greg: "Baby, you think I look swole today?"
Tabitha: "Hell yeah, sugar - you are JACKED!"

Jacked by Greg's Girl July 14, 2009

Mommy Jacked

When someone posts an update on Facebook and people reply about their children and really nothing to do with what the status was about.

Happy Veteran's Day!

Reply- Oh, yes it's my babies 6 months of being born today, so thankful. Happy Veterans day to you to.
(You're post just got Mommy jacked)

Mommy Jacked by agentrant February 3, 2012