Nunes 

(verb): To conceal/disguise or distract the attention of others from a fart, Drumpf or TrumpTrain.

(noun): The concealment, disguise or distraction of the attention of others from a fart, Drumpf or TrumpTrain.

(verb): The way Devin was desperately trying to Nunes that TrumpTrain, it was obvious he knew everyone heard it even though no one saw the Santorum dribbling down his leg.

(noun): No matter how hard Devin tried to create a Nunes, everyone knew he was the one that Drumpfed when they saw the growing stain of Santorum on his jeans.

Nunes by ciabrat February 18, 2018

Nunes 

A wild story that is likely fabricated; produced from a questionable source with a history of fake claims.

That statement sounds very Nunes -- there is no way that it can possibly be true.

Nunes by catmando62 May 4, 2018

Nunes 

The feeling of disappointment brought on by the inability to take a shit.

He thought he needed to go but he ended up with a Nunes.

Nunes by Youyoume February 3, 2018

Nunes 

(v) Messing around (usually on a ukulele) when you should be doing something important such as an essay.

Friend: Hey B, what're you up to?
Me: Well definitely not this paper! I'm Nunes'ing and eating some peanut butter crunch because I feel like poop.
Friend: Oh yeah, I was Nunes'ing earlier today. And F*** that paper.

Nunes by PwnagePanda January 14, 2009

Nunes 

A person who exudes Sexy. They could do anything from stripping to using the bathroom and it would turn you on.

Megan Fox is the best Nunes ever!

Nunes by q2e4 March 16, 2009

Nunes 

A person who acts in the interest of someone else, ignoring the natural loyalties of her/his own office and so incurring the contempt of others. A cretin, a quisling.

The nunes ignored his constituents and colleagues in giving priority to the interests of the people who had given money to his campaign fund.

Nunes by Wryface March 25, 2017

Nunes 

To ignore the opposite sex in the club, after having met them previously

Man did you see that shit? She pulled a ‘nunes’ on that guy

Maaaaan, that dude just got ‘nunesed’ hard!

Nunes by Sirius A November 5, 2017