A town in the 08505 area code of South/Central
Jersey.
The town itself is small, but usually the teenagers
don't stay there anyway. Consists of a few small delis, a township, and a smaller city dating back to George Washington's time.
The girls in the high school get sluttier every year, while the
boys of BRHS (Bordentown Regional High School) get shorter.
Usually everyone who lives in Bordentown has lived there their entire life, no matter how much everyone says they
hate it.
It's the best town to live in due to it's close proximity to Trenton, Hamilton, Philly, and
NY.
Girl: You live in Bordentown?!
Boy: Yeah, I
hate it.
20 years later
Girl: You still live in Bordentown?!
Boy: Yeah, I moved back here after
college because its where all
my friends and family live still.