umilf 

a common nickname given to Uma Thurman because of her high-ranking milf status.

dude, check it, it's Umilf on Kill Bill vol. 1!

umilf by yourmumsuckedme May 18, 2008

The Umilf 

This is the name given by fans of Uma Therman to her. It cleverly mixes MILF and Uma using the M as a joining letter.

Dude! Uma Therman is a MILF!

Nah, Shes not dan, Shes the Umilf!

The Umilf by Hamie Jouse May 18, 2008

Uilf 

An uncle that is so goddamn fine that youd fuck without hesitation

Person A: Hey did you see Person C's uncle?
Person B: Yea bro! He's a total Uilf

Uilf by Cheldeopolis_fan May 17, 2022

Unmilfitize 

1. The action of a MILF becoming unattractive due to menopause.

2. The action of a MILF transforming into a GILF with use of a ThunderStone at level 30.

Stoned Guy "I wonder if Peters mom is still a MILF?"

Other Guy "Dude, MILFS don't just UNMILFITIZE that quick. Read a damn book, its common knowledge bro."

Unmilfitize by James315 September 29, 2012

uilf 

Uncle I'd like to fuck.

Now that's an uilf!
Shut your fuckin' face uncle fucker!

uilf by BUNGHOLIO: Lord of the Harvest July 16, 2004

uilf 

Ukelele I'd like to fuck.

Phwoar, check out the well tuned E String on that UILF. I wouldn't mind doing a bit of a George Fornby on that fecker!

uilf by Roger McTodger November 15, 2004

üilf 

Übermensch I'd like to fuck

1: hey have you seen Hitler?
2: yeah he's a totally hot üilf

üilf by LarryHunzel August 18, 2019