Ugilf

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Ugly Girl I'd Like to Fuck.

An ugly girl that for some reason you have to have sex with. Usually has great tits and a nice arse. Also men don't usually want to admit to it in front of their friends but are probably all thinking it, particularly if they are horny.

Man there goes the Ugilf, I've gotta stop thinking like this it's probably just desperation.

Ugilf by Fighting the increasing majority September 30, 2007

Words you can keep

Uilf

An uncle that is so goddamn fine that youd fuck without hesitation

Person A: Hey did you see Person C's uncle?
Person B: Yea bro! He's a total Uilf

Uilf by Cheldeopolis_fan May 17, 2022

Related Words

Ugilf • uilf • uglify • uglification • ugliful • ugil • Ugiloy • ugily • ugified • Ugillegal

uglify

the act to make oneself unattractive.

I dont want to go to work...people will hit on me. I better uglify myself.

uglify by Daniel012 May 5, 2005

ugliful

when you really like what something does or is, but it looks plane ugly.

"Amber got hammered last night it was ugliful"
"the undateables was on again last night what a ugliful program"
"miles and miles of glorious industrial buildings, truely ugliful"

ugliful by carlos don earth April 6, 2013

Ugiloy

A beautiful girl often misconcepted as a boy because of the meaning. She has a great personality but she is very loud and often demanding she is soft hearted and cares about the people she loves.

Person 1: yoo Ugiloy is so beautiful.
Person 2: I know right she is hot

Ugiloy by Yeetorbeyeetedbyme17 June 8, 2018

uilf

Uncle I'd like to fuck.

Now that's an uilf!
Shut your fuckin' face uncle fucker!

uilf by BUNGHOLIO: Lord of the Harvest July 16, 2004

uilf

Ukelele I'd like to fuck.

Phwoar, check out the well tuned E String on that UILF. I wouldn't mind doing a bit of a George Fornby on that fecker!

uilf by Roger McTodger November 15, 2004

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026