Ugilf

Ugly Girl I'd Like to Fuck.

An ugly girl that for some reason you have to have sex with. Usually has great tits and a nice arse. Also men don't usually want to admit to it in front of their friends but are probably all thinking it, particularly if they are horny.

Man there goes the Ugilf, I've gotta stop thinking like this it's probably just desperation.

by Fighting the increasing majority September 30, 2007

Uilf

An uncle that is so goddamn fine that youd fuck without hesitation

Person A: Hey did you see Person C's uncle?
Person B: Yea bro! He's a total Uilf

by Cheldeopolis_fan May 17, 2022

uglify

the act to make oneself unattractive.

I dont want to go to work...people will hit on me. I better uglify myself.

by Daniel012 May 5, 2005

ugliful

when you really like what something does or is, but it looks plane ugly.

"Amber got hammered last night it was ugliful"
"the undateables was on again last night what a ugliful program"
"miles and miles of glorious industrial buildings, truely ugliful"

by carlos don earth April 6, 2013

Ugiloy

A beautiful girl often misconcepted as a boy because of the meaning. She has a great personality but she is very loud and often demanding she is soft hearted and cares about the people she loves.

Person 1: yoo Ugiloy is so beautiful.
Person 2: I know right she is hot

by Yeetorbeyeetedbyme17 June 8, 2018

uilf

Uncle I'd like to fuck.

Now that's an uilf!
Shut your fuckin' face uncle fucker!

by BUNGHOLIO: Lord of the Harvest July 16, 2004

uilf

Ukelele I'd like to fuck.

Phwoar, check out the well tuned E String on that UILF. I wouldn't mind doing a bit of a George Fornby on that fecker!

by Roger McTodger November 15, 2004