Spellexia 

A virus that causes one to struggle to spell words correctly. In extreme cases, those infected with this virus can turn disturbingly violent! Some have been recorded to have stolen bodies from funerals, torn of their limbs, and used them to repeatedly slap people in the face (hard enough that the arm bends the wrong way) while they repeat a "spellexic" mantra "there! they're! their!"

There are currently no known cures...

EXAMPLE 1
Person 1: IT WORKS! YOU SAW HOW AWESOME THE STRIPES LOOKED. YOU ARE IN DENIALLLLLL!!!!!!!!

Person 2: Denial? I think ur spellexia is acting up again because that most definately looked stupid

Person 1: denial is spelt denial. you are on drugs...

EXAMPLE 2
Person 1: Marc's attitude is so obese.
Person 2: Do you mean OBSCENE?
Person 1: Oh yes, that is what i mean, darn my spellexia for acting up again

Spellexia by DJ Phur January 20, 2010

sexlexia 

A very sexy learning disorder.

"I am plagued with sexlexia!"

sexlexia by One Ton Angel March 27, 2003

Selflexia 

Dyslexia of the 'self'. When a person is having difficulty finding clarity or struggling to find answers when focusing on themselves. When you can easily solve problems for others, quickly come up with solutions for your friends, family, colleagues or clients but when you turn your focus towards you it becomes a jumbled up mess!

1. I am great at helping others but my selflexia makes it really difficult to figure out my own life
2. I can come up with business ideas for my friends all day long but I've got selflexia when it comes to figuring out what my business should be
3. I want to change my career but the selflexia struggle is real
4. I'm so confused and overwhelmed, this selflexia block is driving me mad

Selflexia by Spnash October 4, 2017

Sexlexia 

The inability to learn any subject taught by a ridiculously hot teacher.

Tom "Yo man how you doing in Professor Hazeliefs class? I hear shes a fox."
Harry "Shes too hot man... Every time i try to learn something my Sexlexia flares up."

Sexlexia by HK303 February 25, 2011

Selleria 

A holy priest of light! Also the greatest priest to ever grace the world.

There goes Selleria

Selleria by benjamin mcdonald February 4, 2009

Sexlexia 

A mental disorder where a person sees connotations for sex everywhere, principally within literature. The term can also be applied more generally to encompass all forms of communication and social life.
The concerned person will be very disagreeable and will, unconsciously, relate everything you say to him, to sex. He will be incapable of any clear thought whatsoever.
Certain people believe that sexlexia may cause an irreversible modification of the brain, which will block the victim from clear thought for the rest of his life. Specialists disagree over the cause of the illness, but it is most commonly believed that Sexlexia is not only influenced by the social lifestyle of the victim, but also by the size of his penis (very small).

Dialog:
Man 1: Did you see the fooball match last night?
Sexlexic: What, you have a foot fetish now do you?

Most common sexlexia symptom:
Man 2: It was so hot last night.
Sexlexic: Ur mom was so hot last night!

Sexlexia by TheZoolooMaster September 24, 2006

Speaklexia 

Dyslexia while speaking. Or mixing up your words and vowels when you speak.

Mark: Hey whats up Mary?
Mary: Nothing really, just booking a read.
Mark: I think you mean reading a book.
Mary: Dammit! I hate having speaklexia!

John: A Dyxeslic man walks into a bar.

Speaklexia by ohDAMNnnnnnnnnnnn October 12, 2011