Noun. A really fantastic website with a webmaster who has serious problems coming up with new material, but whenever it happens, it's usually noteworthy and quite swell, especially if it has to do with ricers and how much they suck ass.
Wow, Neofire is such a kickass webpage that I can masturbate to it! AND IT'S JUST WORDS!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).