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The Askild-Shorts 

The Askild-shorts is a nearly transparent tight shorts. Its not possible to buy a Askild-shorts and it´s only one way to get it. You have use the same shorts for several years and wash it until you can see the hole bottomcrack when you are riding your bike or spooning on the beach. It´s positive and negative aspects of the shorts, you´ll get shady looks from the people around you, but you´ll get some tan at places that others only get in the tanning-bed.
Watch! You can see the hole bottomcrack through that Askild-Shorts!
Can you see that rider over there? He is trying to remove the tanninglines while riding.
The Askild-Shorts is awesome! I love it
Related Words

Askident 

A question unwisely asked.
“Did you actually ask Renada how far along she was?”

“I did.”

“She’s not pregnant, you know.”

“I know that... now.”

“What were you thinking?”

“I wasn't. It was an askident.”
Askident by PJMac August 10, 2012
A dildo made entirely out of ice
OMG! this Ankildo feels so goooooood *orgasm*
Ankildo by MrHA October 30, 2010

askillity 

An act that surpasses the limits of both a skill and an ability, thus rendering it an askillity.
Wow man did you see that? I wish I had a ninja askillity like that.
askillity by That Nick Guy October 26, 2005
A really cool, babe girl. She is liked by everyone and everything!!!!
Omg, who's that pretty hotness right there?

- Oh, you mean Åshild
Åshild by Hotsprings123456789 April 5, 2018

Askilitis 

An illness (might be terminal) that causes severe nervous breakdowns and brain reactions and is triggered by someone asking nicely or politely for something
Mera couldn't ask for the stickers nicely because of her askilitis