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When people misspell 'Hentai' because their keyboard is too messy from the fun they just had with a tissue and their hand.
"Hemtai" DANG IT I MEANT "HENTAI"
hemtai by Ffndjsjakam January 7, 2018
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When a person turns a simple email into an ongoing discourse on the subject with ever-escalating levels of "clarification" with each reply-all. Often accompanied by a growing list of email participants.

See also: Mansplaining
I emailed him to ask if he wanted fish for dinner. It became a family hemail covering wild caught vs farm raised fish, commercial overfishing, and territorial waters. I just wanted to know if he wanted salmon or shrimp and now his mom isn't speaking to me. So, we're having soup.
hemail by SighGuy April 18, 2023
a person who likes to call you names . can sometimes be conceited & immature . also , talks a lot . (: but , he makes you feel important as ever .
Boy : "OMG . Are you Hamsai ?"
Hamsai : "Yeah ? Why ?"
Boy : "Do wanna go out with me ?"
Hamsai : " HELL NO ! Do I look gay to you ?!"
Boy : "You dont need to deny it . I'm gay too . "
*BOY GRINS*
*HAMSAI DASHES AWAY 100 MPH*
hamsai by booger (: April 24, 2010

Hemaiden 

a nazi.
an un-sociable hobo.
uncaring, ugly, and fat.
Oh my gosh,
that hemaiden broke the chair!
WHAT AN IDIOT.
Hemaiden by boo08 September 16, 2005
A lot like shesaid, this one is for the male counterpart.
Jack: And but is big, so don't int--
Emily: THATS WHAT HESAID
hesaid by goawayimbusyignoringyou September 25, 2016

hempaired 

to be confused, specifically due to cannabis use.
Dude, you sit here at this stop sign any longer, cop gonna know you're hempaired!
hempaired by Rob O. Yoyo May 29, 2018