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Tribal Transport 

The preferred method of transport for Ethnic New Zealanders, usually of Pacific Islander origin. Consists of a vehicle capable of moving the whole family or whanau to and from Church , The Social Welfare Office, Court House or KFC, usually a 7 seater plus vehicle such as a Toyota Emina, Mitsubishi Chariot, Mazda Bongo or Nissan Homy.
1. hey bro, check out the tribal transport is that thingslammed or just full of islanders?

2. oi... junior, get in da tribal transport or i gonna smash you.
Tribal Transport by zealist November 9, 2009

high-transport

When you are high and standing around with in a group of people. Then all of a sudden you realize you all just moved to a different location.

Your positions don't really change but you notice that you moved based on your surroundings.

It only counts if you can't remember the thought process that brought you to where you are.
"Dude weren't we just by that tree?"
"Yeah man we just high-transported"

"I don't remember moving here, we must have high-transported."

"Weren't we just by that white thing? We must have high transported."
high-transport by Open Casket April 6, 2010

Transport Inspector 

A Western Australian heavy vehicle enforcement officer who is both insecure and anally retentive. Most likely beaten up repeatedly when they`were a child, this collection of winners patrol the highways and byways of WA making cunts of themselves then high-fiving each other and boasting about how big their cocks are.
Transport Inspector: May I see your licence and permit please?

Truckie: Get fucked.
Transport Inspector by juanchavez November 13, 2010

Transportation Security Administration

Terrorizing Some Americans with pedophile professionals
Transportation Security Administration employs agressive faggots, pederasts or pedophiles, who perceive children as sexual objects for themselves or others

transpooned 

When, while sleeping head-to-toe with another person, you wake up to find that person clutching your legs as if they were an attractive female.
Bryan transpooned me last night. I tried to kick him in the face but he headbutted me first.
transpooned by Jiegel October 26, 2006

Coming out of the Transporter 

The acknowledgment of one's secret love for all things Star Trek.
GQMF 1 - I'm finally coming out of the transporter & getting a Trek tattoo!

GQMF 2 - Awesome, sci-five!