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Someone who is terrible or just bad at any form of Video Gaming that is competitive or online. Someone who plays Single-player games because it's easy and requires no effort to beat OR can hack if it gets hard. A loser. Someone who rambles about things you have no knowledge of.
You're not playing to well this match, Can you stop being a Cleyton?
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Stop being such a Cleyton and get good at multiplayer video games.
cleyton by Ebenezer Scrouge October 3, 2017
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Cleyton has the biggest cock around

Anyone named Cleyton will destroy u in bed

He also has shit friends but his massive piece makes up for it
I heard his name is Cleyton, be careful girlll
Cleyton by Bigblackdicknigga69 January 30, 2021

clayton kershaw 

Starting pitcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers. 2011 Cy Young, Gold Glove, and Triple Crown winner for the National League. Wears number 22. Humble and good looking. A fan favorite.
I really hope Clayton Kershaw gets signed to a long term deal!!
clayton kershaw by Dodgerfan27 March 25, 2012

adam clayton

One of the coolest characters ever to grace a stage. While not flashy or "quick", Adam is the most rock solid bass player this music fan has ever heard. God bless U2.
adam clayton by PatsR September 2, 2008

Clayton Bigsby 

A blind person that hates his own race of people.

He was raised at the Wexler Home of the Blind, where he was the only negro that lived there, so he was told that he was white. He grew up to be an author of six books about his distaste to non-Caucasian man; four of those books were published. Never seen in public because he hasn't left his property in years, until one day, he went to a book signing in town, and when he was asked to show his face, he shocked his audience with his black skin. Bigsby accepted the fact that he is black, but divorced his wife Prudence because she was a "nigger lover".
Some famous Clayton Bigsby quotes:
"We're winning the war against Al-Qaeda, but we're losing the war against Al Sharpton!"
"I am in no way, shape or form involved in any niggerdom!"
"Let's talk about Chinese people! With their kung-fu and their silly ching-chang-chong talk! We can't understand you! Go back to yer country! White power!"
Clayton Bigsby by Deathgrind > you September 23, 2007
Clayton's often don't realize how amazing they are on the inside and can bring out the best in others. They protect and charish their friends and family until the very end. Clayton's are unique and one of a kind so it's unlikely to find anyone else like him. Clayton's are great listeners but often have the reputation to be rude and make snarky remarks. Try to stay on a Clayton's good side because they often hold grudges and have trust issues and time is the only thing to make things right between him. If you find a Clayton hold on tight and don't let go.
Clayton is full of surprises and always finds a way to make you smile.
Clayton by Anonymous.em July 14, 2018

Adam Clayton

"I am one of those characters that has an addictive personality. And it's an emotional problem as much as it is a physical problem and I had to start dealing with that. And that's the hard road, figuring out the psychology of it. The avoiding substances of any kind is hard but, okay, it's not that hard. It's facing the devil inside you, that's the tricky bit." - said Adam
Adam Clayton by Shadow November 4, 2004