everett pa

everett is a small shithole town in southern pa. teens from everett are either rednecks, soundcloud rappers, druggies, or (wannabe) athletes. most popular thing to do around everett is steal road signs and play basketball at west providence. if you’re not doing one of those, you’re sitting in your bathroom playing with yourself. other than that, everyone rides around in their clapped out shitboxes sitting at sheetz for hours at a time. everyone decides to say fuck everett but nobody can blame them either. oh, P.S. OIP is better then BestWay

everett pa-Yo bro... wanna go to everett to hang out? Nah, man, i’d rather sit inside and do some hard drugs!

everett pa by fbgm69420 January 29, 2021

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everett, pa

A small ass town in the middle of Pennsylvania that no one has heard of. Known in the area as the town with all the stereotypes and druggie teens, Everett has a popularity of zip.

Person 1: I hear you live in Everett, PA?

Person 2: Yup. Sucks balls.

everett, pa by NotKatyPerry April 17, 2011

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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