Oh em 

It is a figure of speech used when sarcastically trying to say oh really mate? If someone uses this on you, you must reply with Ma or Ha em as it shows respect to the other person and asserts dominance over the other person. Ha em is also used as a reply because the phrase oh em originates from oh Emma. Specifically Emma Watson the absolute reason why boys simp

1: "you look so beautiful today"
2: "Oh em?"
1: "Ha em"

Oh em by SmexyJaxy January 28, 2021

oh em gee

oh my god; omg

Oh em gee! I can't believe you're such an idiot, you idiot!

oh em gee by Jared White October 16, 2002

oh em gee

The extended version of OMG (oh my god/gosh/goodness). But, you may be asking, doesn't extending an acronym in text talk defeat its purpose? Yes, yes it does.

oh em gee, i cant wait 2 c u l8r.

oh em gee by Crystal Fantasy May 25, 2010

oh em gee

Phonetic spelling of the term omg. This is how you would pronounce the acronym, or spell it out sarcastically.

Oh em gee, now THAT was awesome.

oh em gee by Ashent May 17, 2006

oh em eff gee

its the way 'Omfg' is said
why?
because its cooler that way
commonly used as a substitute for 'omfg' on msn

Sally: like omg becky i just found the like best pair of shoes ever
Becky: like oh em eff gee thats liike so rad

oh em eff gee by FerSure November 11, 2007

oh em ge 

The literal spelling of OMG... usually used when OMG just isn't good enough to stress something.

Oh Em Ge! the interweb is teh ghey

oh em ge by Badfish May 14, 2003

oh em dubya 

A counter to the popular Internet acronym: OMW. Used to either poke fun at people's incessant use of Internet lingo, or just to be a jack-ass.

You: OMG! IDK! u should totally come over LOL. BBIAB!

Me: (damn you sound stupid...)

You: I'm back! ROFLMAO!!!!!! So you coming over?

Me: Oh em dubya...

oh em dubya by CarterL June 12, 2008