Windchimes 

A euphonism used to describe the testicles, originating from their vague resemblance to porch decorations.

1. "Do you want to play my windchimes?"
2. "AND THEN SHE KICKED ME RIGHT IN THE WINDCHIMES."

Windchimes by J-Swifty October 20, 2007

WindChimes 

The little bittys of pooh left over on your bumpubes after sharting

Me- have your sharted ?

Rob- maybe, how?

Me-i can hear your windchimes

WindChimes by spuxy June 28, 2012

windchimes 

one of the most excellent instuments in a band. It takes serious skill to play these difficult and beautifully crafted instruments. They are reffered to as "the most important instrument" in the band, and the band would crumble with out them and the great windchime player!!

omg, look at her play those windchimes! shes the most important member of the band!

windchimes by nothanks!!! April 6, 2006

Windchimes 

When a sloppy floppy vagina hangs low resembling windchimes

She had a nasty pussy. She had windchimes in between her legs.

Windchimes by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) July 4, 2019

Bridgeport Windchimes 

Bottles thrown from moving vehicles that gets stuck in trees.

dude 1: aren't you gonna recycle that bottle?
dude 2: nah nigga me go make some Bridgeport Windchimes wit dat jammy yo.

Bridgeport Windchimes by PaulyM January 6, 2008

redneck windchime

A piece of art comprised of empty beer cans that have been quickly consumed and shot up with a gun in a redneck's backyard. Then, the cans are hung by string to a piece of wood, thus effectively constructing a redneck windchime.

What's that lovely sound I'm hearing in the wind? Oh, I made me a windchime last night. It's hanging on the side of the trailer if you wanna see it. After we done drinkin' this six-pack here, we will shoot up the cans and I will help you make a redneck windchime for you too.

redneck windchime by mj1955 March 24, 2010

Sausage Windchime

When you shit into bag and hand hang it from either you porch or a neighbors and it swings in the wind.

Can you hear the soothing sounds of the sausage windchime I just hung.

Sausage Windchime by Mcnuggo March 1, 2019