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Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother 

Dont mess with me or ill whup ur ass and fuck ur mother
Kid 1: Ur a fatass
Kid 2:Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother
Kid1: Ok My bad dude im sorry

Christmas Donat 

That's not Thatcher. He knows japanese and sleeps anywhere (including your bedroom). He streams us cool movies and initiates furry study rooms.He is friends with the one of the coolest people on earth, Himari <3.
Thank you Donat.
Christmas Donat and Himari are friends :D
Christmas Donat by vikachou October 17, 2021

Don´t forget to charge ur chromebook 

when you shove your pp into the charging hole of ur chromebook, making cum squirt all in it and on the volume button. this can also make phub open and give you a fun time.

Example: I had the best Don´t forget to charge ur chromebook last night. The cum was everywhere.
Example: I fucked ur mom...dont ask her shes still open cheeked on the bed. Don´t forget to charge ur chromebook

i dont gyatt a lot for chrizzmas 

A gen alpha/ai remix of "All I want for Christmas is you" by Mariah Carey.

It contains of an ai voice of several characters from the popular TV show known as Spongebob Squarepants from the even more popular TV show provider Nickelodeon. The characters shown in order of appearance are, Squidward, Spongebob, Patrick, Plankton, and Mr. Krabs.
YT short:Mfers when this dropped in 1234:
*Squidward: I don't gyatt a lot for chrizzmas!
Spongebob: There is just one skibidi!
Patrick: someone fanum taxed the toilet cause kai cenat has to pee!

Plankton: I'm more sigma than you know I only edge in Ohio!
Mr. Krabs: I saw speed there too!
All: All I want for chrizzmas is you! *
Random fucking dude: Nope.

i dont gyatt a lot for chrizzmas because urban dictionary doesn't accept the word in parts

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026