Psuendo 

When you PP gets hard and the your stepsister from Europe slices it off with a blade made in the 1980s

Im terrified that my stepsister would Psuendo me.

Psuendo by Undeadboii January 14, 2021

psuedostratifiedcolumnarepithelium 

A scientific term for the human throat.

I'm sorry to break it to you but you have an infection in your psuedostratifiedcolumnarepithelium ...... yeah i'm just kidding with you, your fine.

psuedostratifiedcolumnarepithelium by Not Just Another Typical June 6, 2008

psuedophile

A psuedophile is a person who constantly tells self-flattering lies to his friends in a pathetic attempt to make them think more of him.

Matthew: "A biker put a gun to my head because I'm higher up on the ladder than he is. Then I smoked 15 cones, drunk 2 cartons of Jacks then drove home. On the way I had to stop and beat up twelve abbos with one hand, the bong was in my other. Then I picked up 10 smoking hot drunk girls, banged them all and dropped them home, apologizing to their boyfriends on the way coz I'm a good guy. The cops pulled me over and breathalized me on the freeway but i told them I only lived around the corner and they let me off for the third time in a week. I have a supermodel girlfriend who I got pregnant but you guys can't meet her or see her. Ever. Now I'm an ice dealer."

Matthew is a psuedophile.

psuedophile by Grazer1989 May 15, 2009

psuedo-intellectuals 

People whom beleive they are extremely intelligent and desire everyone to know it. In actuallity they are generally ignorant and close minded.

Those psuedo-intellectuals have some terrible definitions for slang terms on urbandictionary.com.

The way that art major was carrying on about how I didn't know that peice was post impressionist, you would think they were a psuedo-intellectual.

psuedo-intellectuals by DJ December 24, 2003

psuedo-intellectuals 

Ignorant bastards. Individuals who are gifted with a large vocabulary and quick wit, and use it to other's expenses. Often very sarcastic, and thrive on making fun of those they view as different or slow-witted. Also incredibly critical and judgemental, these individuals believe everything that is not them is stupid and moronical. Anything deemed as immature or stupid is subject to their quick, aggressive tongue.

I really hate these people, they are so close minded and immature. Its like a five year old girl putting on make up.

Evanston Township Highschool, Evanston, IL. A place full of psuedo-intellectuals. (My school)

psuedo-intellectuals by moss|punk December 9, 2008

psuedoswag 

the state of thinking one has swagger, when in reality, he does not

Many male caucasian athletes have psuedoswag when they play pick-up basketball games.

psuedoswag by TylerandJoeFoSho September 1, 2010

psuedo boyfriend 

A boy that you hang out and hook up with often and you do everything that a couple does, minus the romance and the title to define your relationship. It's an awkward situation because you will eventually have to "break up" even though you were never really dating. See friends with benefits

Friend 1: "So what's goin on with you too?"
Friend 2: "Well, we hang out all the time, hook up, and he gets jealous if I see other guys, but he's just my psuedo boyfriend. We're definitely not dating."

psuedo boyfriend by L love September 4, 2005