Peenut
When a man is having sexual intercourse but also very badly needs to urinate, he begins to pee a little while his cum load is shooting out. This happens to all men. If they deny this, they are a fucking liar.
Your Peenut is very messy, and often happens when you are receiving felatio. The woman is often left with a bitter taste in her mouth, but is never to discover the cause of the unwelcomed flavor.
Your Peenut is very messy, and often happens when you are receiving felatio. The woman is often left with a bitter taste in her mouth, but is never to discover the cause of the unwelcomed flavor.
Miles: "Dude...last night I was about to blow my snot all over this chick's mouth when all of the sudden...I felt IT coming on."
Blake: "Felt what coming on, brolavski?"
Miles: "The urge to take a piss, broncanus!"
Blake: "Dude bro...that's called a Peenut."
Miles: "Well, that Peenut filled that slootes cock cutter like a jar o' jam".
Blake: "Well done, Smiles. Next time ask if she's ready for a pearl shower."
Blake: "Felt what coming on, brolavski?"
Miles: "The urge to take a piss, broncanus!"
Blake: "Dude bro...that's called a Peenut."
Miles: "Well, that Peenut filled that slootes cock cutter like a jar o' jam".
Blake: "Well done, Smiles. Next time ask if she's ready for a pearl shower."
Peenut by Pantieraid May 20, 2016
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