Morning Wake Up 

The act of waking someone up by pissing into there face as they sleep as you tap them on the shoulder.

Lawn Dad 1: "my daughter always sleeps in until noon how to I get her to wake up earlier?”

Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"

Morning Wake Up by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021

morning wake-up call 

A morning wake-up call is when a man stands over a sleeping woman while masturbating. Right before he comes, he yells at the girl to wake up so she wakes up to a face full of semen.

"I did a morning wake-up call on my sister yesterday. She wasn't too fond of it."

morning wake-up call by Emmzee March 22, 2008

happy morning wake up 

to perform oral sex on your lover while they are sleeping.... they will wake up happy!!!!! (this may be difficult to do if he/she is a heavy sleeper)

Forget breakfast in bed... just wake up to head.... my man gave me a happy morning wake up!!!

happy morning wake up by KatNat March 17, 2009

Wake up in the morning feeling like O'Diddy

When one wakes up with a roaring hangover, typically next to more than one girl who could only be attractive after copious drinking.
Usually used for the day after St. Patrick's Day.

Fergus: That was some party last night, eh laddie?
Liam: Aye, but then I had to wake up in the morning feeling like O'Diddy!

Wake up in the morning feeling like O'Diddy by Comrade64 March 18, 2015

wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy. 

The start of a horrible song.

Ke$ha: wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy.
me: turns off the crap,

wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy. by Policegurl October 24, 2010

I don't wake up in the morning for

A sarcastic expression used to communicate veritable nonchalance for a particular activity or thing. This phrase is generally used in conversations aimed at dismantling the positive impact or benefit of saving inconsequential sums of money.

Person 1: Bro, if we hurry and leave for the concert at 7 pm we can get $5 off the price of tickets!

Person 2: Let's take our time and arrive later. I don't wake up in the morning for $5.

I don't wake up in the morning for by FrenchOnion February 4, 2024

how long do you take to wake up in the morning? 

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.

that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..

how long do you take to wake up in the morning? by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025