Teepie 

To teepie. To fuck something up in the last second or in the beginning of something for someone else with or without meaning it. Comes as a natural talent for some people

Dude, you just did a teepie, why are you so trash?

Teepie by Teepie April 7, 2017

Texas Teepee 

When two or more men do a handstand naked while facing each other, using their feet to support themselves, (Preferably wearing cowboy boots) creating a human Teepee. Then receive a blow job from the same women.

When my roommate and I both wanted a blow job, but also wanted to stair into each other's eyes, we performed a Texas Teepee.

Texas Teepee by ColonelCoconut August 12, 2017

Teenpie

When a teenage girl receives a creampie from an older guy's dick.

Kiersten : Happy belated 18th birthday girl !
Brigit : Thanks your boyfriend Chad gave me a Teenpie night that made me feel like an adult woman!
Kiersten : Fuck That SOB I'm gonna kill him!

Teenpie by SlopNChop November 8, 2016

MCR teenie 

An MCR teenie is a person (girl or boy) who just likes the band for their popular songs like, Welcome To The Black Parade, Helena, Ghost Of You and I'm Not Okay (I Promise). They do NOT know the other songs and will become confused if they are asked about the first CD, BULLETS. Most teenies started around when REVENGE came out. Sadly, they have increased due to the release of The Black Parade. MCR teenies have therefore increased greatly. Most of them are also 'over night emos' and swear to know all about the band, while only know Gerard Way and 'his kid brother'. They have limited knowledge of Life On The Murder Scene and MCR's first demo.
Pretty much, a normal teenie. Just a bazillion times worse.

Fan: *playing MCR CD.*
MCR teenie: *overhears* OMG is that Helena?!
Fan: Yeah.... >->...
MCR teenie: *sings along*
*song ends, Give 'Em Hell Kid comes on *
MCR teenie: HEY! PUT MCR BACK ON!!!
Fan: *faceplam*

MCR teenie by Jaymiee June 12, 2008

teenie 

Someone that doesn't give a damn about the music that a band makes, but only like them for the fact that they're "h4wt" and "everyone else likes them". They would be lucky if they even know the names of the people that they are referring to as "h4wt". Teenies tend to write in an unbelievably retarded way as well.

example of teenie writing: OMFG!!1! D1D U LYKE C PETE WENTZZZ???!?!?! H3S LYK3 S0000000 UNB3LIVBLY H4WT!!! I WANNA MRRY H1M ND AVE HIZ BUHBEEEZ!!1!!11!!!!!

note the excessive use of exclamation marks and abbreviations. this is a classic example of teenie writing.

teenie by TammieLovesFOBForTheirMusic. September 17, 2006

Teefies 

Teeth

My teefies are hurty!

Teefies by Mandy Moo February 21, 2003

teenie weenie syndrome

the disorder caused by having a small penis where men will compensate with exessively large, fast, powerful, and/or highly modified vehicles (re: trucks, low riders; crotch rockets)

The cast of "The Fast and the Furious" suffers from teenie weenie syndrome.

teenie weenie syndrome by Keith June 22, 2004