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fart fumigation 

The intentional release of a fart into a cloth covered cushion, chair, couch, car seat, mattress, etc. by way of breaking the Fart Injection Threshold for the purpose of filling it with your personal brand of fart.
1. Excuse me Leroy, if you don't stop using Fart Fumigation in my gamer chair, you won't be allowed to come over and play Super Nintendo with me anymore.

2. Mother, Akeem Fart Fumigated my stuffed giraffe again. Now it smells like moldy nachos!

Krolov’s Fumigation technique 

A fart that moves up through your clothes and to your nose instantaneously
Alex: OMG bro I just farted. It left my butthole and hit my nostrils within a second.

Matt: Oh shit bro. I smell it too. You must be practicing Krolov’s Fumigation technique.

Fuminating 

A composite of fuming and ruminating where one is engaged in ongoing thought focusing on a deeply frustrating issue.
While gardening, she was Fuminating about her husbands continuous gambling problem after seeing missing funds from their shared bank account.
Fuminating by Nikito Lea August 20, 2023

Fumigatin’ 

To manifest a W on Fortnite.
We fumigatin’ some W’s tonight, y’all. Lock tf in.
Fumigatin’ by Dankful69 June 13, 2025

e-fumblating 

To randomly depress motherboard keys - click ikons - in the vain hope of a successful outcome .
What an e-fumblating idiot ! .
e-fumblating by P D SMITH October 16, 2008

The Toxic Lady Fumigation: The First Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Toxic Lady Fumigation: The First Juvenile Release