The most biggest person you need in your life. Literally! Kamakoa meaning son of the war! So with that being said she is the party! She can be the nicest person but once you make a wrong move you'll be seeing the biggest bitch alive! A body positive influencer and takes nothing from negative people. The most loving and caring person you'll ever meet. Would put others before herself and you'll love to be around her because she's full of happiness and love and will make you laugh all day. Very open minded and outspoken, she'll put you in your place and get you back on your feet. Miss with her love ones you'll be getting more then you asked for. She is very crazy and outgoing, everyone needs a kamakoa in their life.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).