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Trashtonia 

Another name for Gastonia, NC. A city full of trashy people who do nothing with their lives except sit home and do crack. Trashtonia is unique in the fact that hillbillies, rednecks, and the ghetto all meet in one place. It is usually rated one of North Carolina’s most dangerous cities.
Chris: Let’s go to Best Buy!
John: Ugh, that means we have to go into Trashtonia.

Chris: Nevermind!
Trashtonia by dotty2249 December 22, 2020
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Transhonial 

Someone who is known for nothing other than their ability to shred cheese faster than they can type a fourteen word sentence.
Carlos: I just don't understand, where did he get all that shredded gouda?

François: Obviously he's a transhonial, Carlos.
Transhonial by TACOwhisperer August 3, 2011
Trashcona (aka T-town, T-Compton, or God’s Country) is the nickname given to the Transcona Community Area of Winnipeg, making reference to its trashy women and trashy yards. The truths behind each statement are that in the 1960s pink flamingo ornaments caught on in a big way in transcona, making everyones yards look trashy. And in the 1980s Winnipeg had the highest teen pregnancy rate in all of Canada. A breakdown of Winnipeg’s statistics showed nearly all of these pregnancy’s to be in Transcona, with the local high school opening up a daycare for its students to drop their kids off while they went to grade 10, 11 or 12.
“My mom gave birth to me at 19 because she wanted to wait until she was much older to have children
Oh, you must be from Trashcona”
Trashcona by Transcona October 23, 2018

Trashton 

Generally defines a type of teacher that sleeps with students and loves to get high before work. Is typically a bogan with yellow teeth from smoking. Pretty much, this type of teacher is what you call real rough on the edges.
Student: "Boy I gave Trashton the time of her life last night to get an A on that test".
Trashton by Fredrin April 1, 2009

Tristonianity 

Tristonianity is the religion that believes Tristan Finkelstein will come to power in the year 5000 (0 Tristan Time or TT) and will be our new god. The Tristonians believe in many ancient mythological Tristonian stories that explains how the world came to be. The stories while not proven entirely true, do have many pieces of evidence that leads to most of these stories being somewhat, or very accurate.
I practice Tristonianity
Tristonianity by WeenisPenis December 9, 2020

White Trashionalist 

When you think you're a patriot, but you're really just a racist piece of shit.
White Trashionalists stormed the capitol on Jan. 6, 2021.
The closed thing my city has to the ghetto. The poor end of Transcona. It is full of want to be gangsters and just generally white trash. To live in trashcona makes you trash by default.
"My cousin lives in Trashcona and I was born there."
"So you're trash!"