Mary: Joe, why
don't you love me? Why dont you ever talk to me? I know you think i'm
fat, but that doesn't mean you should ignore me!
Joe: First of all, I always talk to you. Second of all, if i didn't love you, i probably wouldnt be taking to time to explain this. Lastly, i think you are really beautiful.
SO STOP
FUCKING PITYFISHING.