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Assjacked 

Getting assjacked is all about being screwed over or taken advantage of. You either get jacked, or you've jacked someone else!
Promised a promotion at work, instead I got assjacked and they gave it to someone else!

Every time I fuel up, I'm being assjacked at the pump!
Assjacked by donkeyrules October 3, 2014

asswalker 

One who walks using the cheeks of their buttocks. Asswalking first performed on the short-lived cartoon network series "Cow and Chicken" by a character known only as "the red guy". May also mean a person who is not disabled but has a ridiculous walk which makes them look like an asshole.
"The red guy is such an asswalker."
"Look at that asswalker, he is such an asshole"
asswalker by El Matt February 28, 2008

Assfucked without lube or a kiss 

In a bad situation or position impossible to get out of, which is the direct result of someone else's actions, usually intentional.

Synonyms: see royally screwed, fucked, up shit creek, shafted, buggered
1st Person: So he didn't tell you the exam was today?

2nd Person: Yeah; I've been assfucked without lube or a kiss.

1st Person: Wanker.

Assjacket 

Similar to the idiom, "Wear Your Heart On Your Sleeve" but instead of expressing your emotions freely, you (or someone else) show how much of an asshole you are.
Cal: Yeah, so I punched him in the face for taking the last slice of pizza.
Rudi: It was his birthday, assjacket.
Assjacket by Master Clean January 19, 2006

assjacker(s) 

High heeled shoes
southern slang for articles of clothing
bruh man look at that bitch in the assjackers, I gotta hit that!!!
assjacker(s) by booty bandit May 28, 2004

asswanker 

variation of wanker, it just makes the victim of the insult that much more gay.
Jeezy Creezy, jacob is such a friggin asswanker.
asswanker by Tion the One April 28, 2003