staasch 

-One who races to climax..
-One who's face is shaped optimally for the placement of female anatomy..
-One who is skilled at many seemingly useless things..

Synonyms: Lazer, ninja, dragon, Jedi, tiger, shark, tiger-shark, assassin, anal

"We were doin the dirty when he jumped up and exclaimed "I WIN!!" Then proceeded to do his end zone celebration.. What a total staasch.."

staasch by Fast171 December 19, 2016

Starschmuck 

One of those douchebags that hog the outlets and/or comfy chairs for hours on end at Starbucks. Most likely one of those hipsters with no literary talent that hog the comfy chairs at Starbucks while waiting out their never-ending writer's block. Also includes the business people that use Starbucks as a satellite office.

That starschmuck has been sitting there for hours!

Starschmuck by Lugiratina July 7, 2014

starschmucks 

synonym for Starbucks when you want to accentuate the fact that they overcharge for their beverages.

Let's go to starschmucks. Isn't it fucked how they pretend to buy fair-trade coffee?

starschmucks by thagunit March 14, 2011

staischic 

pronounced stay-shik
someone who does not know the definition of staischic.

staischic people are so dumb.

fun fact- almost everyone on earth is staischic

staischic by nihilistic neil March 14, 2021

Stasch 

That intense iching sensation in your crotch.

"That was a terrible Stasch"
"I Stasched in public today"
"I have a Stasch itch"

Stasch by Beavus. July 7, 2009

stanschitz 

A very popular and famous person. They always smile and scream at each other. If you can see one of those run !!!!!

Stanschitz is the best surname you could ever get.

stanschitz by Patric-07 March 17, 2017

Af-stasche 

The result of Buckwheat an a hipster having a son who grows up an sports a mustache.

That's a nice af-stasche on that crank.

Af-stasche by Ratchet Rachel August 24, 2016