sqwaker
a person who is usually tall, gangly, and play sports (ie:soccer). they are usually in middle school- high school.
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Sandy Sqwaker by Fußell April 21, 2011
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sqeaker
a young male gamer that floods the teamspeak lines on online games with their high pitch, pre-pubescent and annoying voices. They often use vulgar language in excess to compensate for their un-masculine voices.
"dude, will someone tell the that 12 year old sqeaker to shut up or get he will be kicked of the server"
sqeaker by seymour asses May 2, 2007
squaker
A person on the internet on online video games who's voice clearly hasn't broken and is excruciatingly high pitched. These people are usually very obnoxious and are seen talking too much or complaining a lot when they lose. These are also usually the first to scream that someone is hacking or camping even simply because they are losing. This can only apply to children who speak through their mics complaining or arrogantly or disgustingly.
Squaker: "I was shooting you!! Why don't you die you fucking hacker!!"
Other Player: "Dude, relax it's just a game"
Squaker: "That's what I said to your mom when I fucked her last night!"
Other Player: "Kid! You're 13, so you're still a virgin and you're crying because of a game? You're just a squaker with no life, just shut up and save yourself some dignity"
Other Player: "Dude, relax it's just a game"
Squaker: "That's what I said to your mom when I fucked her last night!"
Other Player: "Kid! You're 13, so you're still a virgin and you're crying because of a game? You're just a squaker with no life, just shut up and save yourself some dignity"
squaker by Average Gamer September 22, 2013
sqwatermelon
1. The act of smashing the female genitals until said genitals excrete moist discharge. Usually involving male penis but has been know to use some of the following: bat, banana, hair dryer, etcetera.. phallic objects.
2. Commonly mistaken for the only word that rimes with, "watermelon."
2. Commonly mistaken for the only word that rimes with, "watermelon."
Hey Alex and Sam, I was just saying how this freak went all sqwatermelon on me after I used this banana on her.
sqwatermelon by SlippyJ November 17, 2011
sqweakers
An anoying person on xbox live or psn who have; high pitched voices, sing out loud, wont shut up, try to act older than they actualy are, shows signs of being a noob by calling every one a noob. can be found mostly in shooting games like halo and call of duty. If you should encounter one, avoid talking to them and mute them.
SQWEAKERS: Omgyouareallnoobsiamthebestiliketogetdrunkandsmokeanyonelikesoljaboyilikesoljaboyandikillallyoufuckingnoobsand...
GAMER:
GODDAMNIT SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID SQWEAKER!
GAMER:
GODDAMNIT SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID SQWEAKER!
sqweakers by Mr OneSuit December 2, 2010