rightie 

A male who uses their right hand to masturbate

Guy 1: I have a date with my right hand tonight.

Guy 2: oh so you're a rightie

rightie by Walker230 November 13, 2015

<Ambidextrous>Yo, `~`Rightie's`~`Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Estoy Peleando Por El Derecho To Say Lefty's:"'GetThe Fuck Out Of My Life For Interpersonally Communicating'"<Ambidextrous>

<Ambidextrous>Yo, `~`Rightie's`~`Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Estoy Peleando Por El Derecho To Say Lefty's:"'GetThe Fuck Out Of My Life For Interpersonally Communicating'"<Ambidextrous>

<Ambidextrous>Yo, `~`Rightie's`~`Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Estoy Peleando Por El Derecho To Say Lefty's:"'GetThe Fuck Out Of My Life For Interpersonally Communicating'"<Ambidextrous>

<Ambidextrous>Yo, `~`Rightie's`~`Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Estoy Peleando Por El Derecho To Say Lefty's:"'GetThe Fuck Out Of My Life For Interpersonally Communicating'"<Ambidextrous> by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025

Righteous dump 

Anytime you're in church or a place like church and you feel the need to drop a huge load.

Tom: Where have you been, dude?

Peter: Sorry i had to take a righteous dump during service

Righteous dump by Mastor Debator February 5, 2009

Righteous Chops 

Insane guitar playing. Usually used to describe someones guitar playing during a super fast and awesome sounding solo.

The two words do not have to necessarily be put together into a sentence. Look at examples.

Jimi Hendrix's righteous chops will turn you brain into mush.

From the sponge bob movie:

My precious helmets!

-- His chops are too righteous.--

The helmets can't handle
this level of rock 'n' roll.

Righteous Chops by the dude person sort of February 6, 2010

Righteous Dude 

A righteous dude is an awesome guy who is very fun to be around, and usually associated with surfers. Everyone loves a righteous dude. He's an all-around outgoing guy.

"Woah, bro. Did you see Joe ride that wave?"
"Yeah, man. He's such a righteous dude, even surfing."

Righteous Dude by Guy_On_A_Buffalo August 16, 2016

Righteous Moss 

A happenin' 'do. Usually refers to an afro, jewfro, bouffant, or other hairstyle that involves curly hair.

This righteous moss is a gift from God.

Righteous Moss by Eurkos May 22, 2011

righteous bucks 

a good amount of money

Dane-"I made like 50 dollars today"
Spicoli-"Righteous bucks."

righteous bucks by krodoggy23 February 11, 2009