Peadophile 

An adult who is sexually attracted to small green vegetables. Like a Paedophile, but with your greens.

"Man, that brussel sprout just gets me going..."
"Jeez dude! You're such a peadophile!"

Peadophile by Beng92 November 10, 2009

Peadophile 

Something you disagree with

Only peadophiles shave their beards

Peadophile by MatthewHannah10 October 15, 2023

Peadophile 

Glasgow Celtic. A football club in the east end of Glasgow, who have operated and covered up a peadophile ring since 1967. And are currently involved in a class action with 20 in plus victims. The Scottish government and police Scotland do everything in their power to sweep this under the carpet.

Glasgow Celtic peadophiles oh oh oh.......

Peadophile by FAFO January 25, 2024

peadophile car

Someone who buys a BMW 335i

See mark driving a German whip is also a peadophile car

peadophile car by Mr 335i heating May 4, 2018

pedophilesexual 

not fucking real

there’s no such thing as pedophilesexual

pedophilesexual by anonymous January 26, 2021

Sick, Dead or Pedophile. 

A popular drinking game which can start any time the name of an elderly celebrity or public figure is trending on social media. The object of the game is to accurately guess the reason the name is trending. If you guess correctly, everyone who guessed incorrectly must drink a shot. If nobody is correct, everyone drinks two shots. You are not restricted to guessing that they're either sick or dead or a Pedophile although you will find that that is often the case.

Les - I see (celebrity x) is trending, let's play Sick, Dead or Pedophile.

Phil - Good idea Les, do you want to play Sick, Dead or PedophileJohn?

John - yes.

Sick, Dead or Pedophile. by Lucas Lucas December 3, 2016

Pedophile State University 

Also known as the Pennsylvania State University. People started calling the college Pedophile State after former assistant coach Jerry Sandusky was arrested for molesting young boys.

Guy 1: What college do you go to?
Guy 2: I go to Penn State University.
Guy 1: Do you mean Pedophile State University?

Pedophile State University by Procket Man March 18, 2015