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lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang 

A specific type of Art of Zoo porn. In which a woman is fucked by a pride of lions who cum on her face, then a conspiracy of lemurs cums on her face, they don't fuck her they just give her a facial, then a lounge of lizards drink the cum off her face.
Human 1: I jacked off to some lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang porn last night.
Human 2: What the fuck is wrong with you.
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lizard people 

Shorthand for people in a position of high authority (usually politics) that are so disingenuous, machiavellian, and detached from the plight of common people that it's almost like they belong to another conspiring, self-serving race entirely.
"Once again, we must choose between two candidates chosen by our lizard people overlords."

Ho lotta lizard

And obese hooker who works truck lots.
Wonda Wonderpig was a Ho Lotta lizard, who worked off the lots on I-40.
Ho lotta lizard by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Lot lizard look 

Prostitutes with this look often wear Daisy Dukes, halters, have tattoos and look to truckers sexy, in a dirty way.
Yep, Wonda Wonderpig has the lot lizard look, alright!
Lot lizard look by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

We're off to see the Lizard... 

This occurs when a meeting with a reptilian, sneaky authority figure, such as a teacher or boss insists on a meeting.
The boss wants to talk to you!

Oh great; We're off to see the Lizard...

Sintrinia Linardo 

A scientific term referring ghost sounds.
Datuk: Puteri, I think you've forgot to put Sintrinia Linardo.
Puteri: Sintrinia Linardo? What is that, Datuk?
Datuk: It means ghost sounds.
Puteri: I see, but are there any reasons for putting it?
Datuk: Because what we're making is a horror film, right? How can it be called horror film if there's no ghost sounds?
Puteri: Noted. Thank you, Datuk!