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A statement made when you are bored/annoyed about something, similar to a sigh but way more intense.
Guy1: Are you going to Matt's house later on?
Guy2: No! I am stuck here with those homeworks, umpf!
umpf by dttah April 13, 2011
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A word that represents the sound made when one craves sexual intercourse.
God damn I wanna just umpf the fuck out of that hot bitch Gabby...
umpf by llll Mr. Bean March 6, 2010
The sound a wretched whore makes after a swift strike to the vagina.
" Bitch! Where's my money?? ((kick at the uterus)) UMPF!!!"
Umpf by arbutifuls March 30, 2009
boring stuff

annoying stuff
boring things that happens to you
dude 1: i’m stuck at the airport all dayy and my flight is canceled

dude 2: umpf dude that sucks
umpf by loverofallturtles19 June 4, 2022
dude 1: i’m stick at the airport all day man cause my flight is canceled

dude 2: umpf dude that sucks
umpf by loverofallturtles19 June 4, 2022
A way to say you will point a gun to someone most likely their head
“Oi nigga im gonna umpf’ this at yo face
Other guy
Oh shit!”
Umpf’ by Rubart.pie March 26, 2024